The Last Laugh

Dear Southwest Ranches Friends and Neighbors:

Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening and if I don't see you later…well then…Good Night!

I'm going to try to write this entry without using the "real names" of the subjects because it would appear that this makes a difference to some of you. Trust me, no one is rushing to the defense of the disgraced ousted town of SWR former councilman, they are just sick and…well, just sick of seeing his name in print! So if you've paid attention over the last few years and know how much I like to make TV and movie character references to some of our town lovelies, then you should have NO PROBLEM figuring out of whom I speak in the copy that follows.

The former disgraced SWR town councilman who got his butt kicked out of office because of his erratic behavior against town residents has vowed to have the "last laugh," so I was told. Being the curious and inquisitive Gnome that I am I started to become the cat that will continue to squash the mouse in this inane game of Cat and Mouse that the ousted disgraced former councilman keeps trying to play.

The ousted disgraced former councilman announced, in a very public place, that he will "have the last laugh." I did a little homework, called some friends in Tallahassee, found the police report that documented his "pseudo threat" and figured it out in all of about 5 minutes.

The ousted disgraced former councilman is trying to have the non-profit status of the Sunshine Ranches Homeowners Association revoked because the Sunshine Ranches Homeowners Association "endorsed" his opponent during the election. How sad is this? This man and his buddy Cruella have contacted several people to see if they can "have the last laugh" and screw the SRHA by having their non-profit status revoked. I'm dying if I'm lying. This is a very disturbed individual.

So I ask, is it a coincidence that the town recently announced that the Sunshine Ranches Waggler (that's the community of Sunshine Ranches' homeowners' monthly publication) couldn't be available there and was yanked from the town hall periodical slots? Could this pathetic attempt by the ousted disgraced former councilman be any more transparent?

Well, Bevis, do your homework. Ask your "attorney" and Cruella if they are absolutely sure that the FSS 501 (non-profit / tax exempt) is the statute that is used by the Sunshine Ranches Homeowners Association. Go ahead, ask them…I'll wait.

Now go and pay your Federal Election Commission fine in Tallahassee in February after you have your hearing (which one of the residents in Sunshine Ranches has been invited to because he was the complainant), and don't forget to fess up to the Miami Herald political advertisement that ran without the benefit of a political disclaimer (October 2008). I have it on good authority that Tallahassee has asked the complainant to furnish that ad because "butthead your financial advisor" screwed that up as well.

Ousted disgraced former councilman, please stop spending so much time and energy in Sunshine Ranches, they don't want you either!

Ousted disgraced former councilman, your mix is thin and you have no rebar in your form; your allies are dropping a dime on you because you are pathetic. Go celebrate on 6/12/2009 your milestone and return those scruples that if you had any, were obviously stolen from someone else!

That's all Folks!!!
Wanch Waggler