Monday, December 21, 2009

This Little Piggy … does not need your help Lil!

Dear Southwest Ranches Friends and Neighbors:

Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening and if I don’t see you later … well then … Good Night!

Strawberry (the big ole pig) gets to stay, and we are all happy. End of Story right? No, not so fast. As Lil Sayre’s scraggy voice continues to echo throughout this small Town (but not for long), Lil wants to pipe-up about rules and regulations regarding pigs in and around SWR. Some say Lil is concerned that her dog breeding business is at risk. She may be trying to link both activities.

She’s opposing laws that oppose pigs in general.

Holy Crap folks … please let us collectively tell her where the door is! We all know the rules about “a potbellied pig per property” and we are happy with that, but now Lil says that law is flawed. She’s Pro-Pig (why am I not surprised?) What’s up Lil, you got a rich friend who wants to start a pig farm across the street from his neighbor (who you despise) and are queuing up for the fight?

Lil, they got rid of you and your thugs from the SRHOA, they got rid of you from the town “minutes taker” role, they got rid of you from the town’s VFD … don’t you get it? The Town of SWR and the community of Sunshine Ranches has had enough of you and your despicable ways. Please don’t try to convince “renters” in SWR that you are an alright Gal, because I guarantee you, I will educate them lickety split of the person you really are.

Please proceed to obscurity. Take your motley merry crew of losers with you. The good folks of SWR’s are holding the door open for you.

To everyone else … Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and may you all have a Lil-less future.

That’s All Folks!!!

Wanch Waggler


Buford T. Justice said...

Now I can't get the image of Dorothy Gale (Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz) falling into the pig-sty early on in the movie. I will now always be forced to think of SWR's own Lily when I see that scene in the future.

How those - who thought they were mighty - have fallen.

Let the glorious news be spread .....

Anonymous said...

lil is the wicked witch

Anonymous said...

STEP OFF LIL! You are just a "tick" to me. Step Off you blood sucking TICK!

Anonymous said...

Doesn't anyone want to buy a collie or dalmation? No? oh well, there's plenty of room at the animal shelters for those that don't sell. What a dog lover Lil is!!